FOR THE LOVE OF THE “TAINT”.
All Natural Chamois Cream that is committed to Main”taint”anance, not just lubrication.
WHO: Dave Zabriskie had a dream, and that was to provide equality and freedom. Frustrated and suffering in silence from a weak taint, DZ began a quest to improve his situation, and that of his fellow man. Fate intervened
when DZ met up with a pharmaceutical scientist who was a mediocre bike racer with the same weakness of “taint”. The two set out to change the world, oh...Dave had a dream.
WHAT: In a market segment where obsolete technology had been pedaled for years and passed off as "Euro Chic", a market segment screaming for innovation, the dynamic duo set out to bring the latest technology, and natural ingredient alternatives to compete against petroleum derived waxes and oils combined with obsolete and potentially harmful preservatives like parabens and formaldehyde donors.
WHY: The mission statement of DZ Laboratories, LLC is "Maintaintenance." The term coined by DZ encompasses what has been missing from chamois creams since the beginning, maintaining the taint and not just lubrication. Treating and preventing saddle sores is priority #1. This is MAINTAINTANANCE. It is not just an innovation but a revolution. This is the dznuts difference.
- All-natural Ingredients | No Preservatives, Phenxyethanol, EDTA, Parabens or PEGs
- High Viscosity Formula | Lasts all day
- All of the Good | None of the Bad
- Male and Female specific formulas